These Are The Best Types of Jeans For Men With No Butt

Jeans For Men With No Butt

Best Types of Jeans For Men With No Butt

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Today’s topic, best jeans for men with no butt, is close to my heart. If you are like me, you are probably one of those guys who look great in their birthday suits. Also, like me, the nice curvy edges of your buttocks take on the appearance of the statue of a Greek god…sort of. But the second you put them into a pair of jeans, everything disappears.

I used to think I had only two options to remedy the situation. Wear butt pads whenever I wear jeans (heaven forbid) or stay away from jeans completely. But my quick search on Google back in the day revealed that there are different types of jeans and all I had to do was go for the best men’s jeans for flat buttocks.

This was not the most flattering solution but it promised to solve my problem and so I went along with it. But then I discovered that there was a whole new problem that I hadn’t even realized. Flat butts come in all shapes and sizes and even though you have access to the best men’s jeans, you still need to factor your body size into the equation.

So, in this article, it is not just going to be about finding the right jean to flatter your derriere. You would also get tips on picking the right jean to suit your body frame. Then I will also be sharing tips on getting your butt in shape. So, if you are ready, let us get started.

Body Types And The Best Jeans For Them

As I mentioned earlier, having a flat butt does not automatically mean you are in a one size fits all category. We are all built-in different ways and to get the right clothing for us, we need to ensure that our clothes are not just hanging off our bodies. For jeans, the right fit has nothing to do with how tight or loose they are on you.

A jean that has the right fit should be molded to your body form in such a way that it shows off your best features and either covers up your flaws or creates an optical illusion to mask your bad assets (couldn’t resist).

Body Type One: The Long and Lean

Ariat Men's M5 Slim Bootcut Jean, Deadrun, 38x30

In this case, long does not necessarily mean tall. There are people who are short but very skinny. This gives them a long look. The best jeans for skinny guys are the types of jeans that are straight cut with a low rise. You can also opt for a slim fit.

However, avoid jeans that are extra tight if you are super skinny. You may get a butt out of the deal, but it would emphasize your bony points and make you look even smaller.

Body Type Two: The Average Joe

Levi's Men's 541 Athletic Fit Jean, Midnight, 34x32

Most guys want to be this guy. He is not too skinny and not too muscular on the other hand. He is considered athletic. In a perfect world, he should not be on this list, but he has a butt problem so, here we are.

For his body type, athletic jeans would make a lot of sense. It would adapt to his somewhat muscular physique and taper out the butt region to give him the semblance of a nice curvy package. Another option would be jeans with a relaxed cut. Super tip: a stretchy pair of jeans can contour your body and create a good butt illusion.

Body Type Three: The Big and Bulky Guy

Levi's Men's Big & Tall 541 Athletic Fit Jean, Rigid Dragon, 50x30

When I say big, you could either have a lot of muscle or a lot of fat. The best jeans for fat guys are jeans that mask your bulk without making you look like you are lost in the clothes. Now you have to understand, being fat is one thing. Being overweight is another.

The best jeans for overweight men are athletic cuts with wide legs or a slimmer cut with a stretchy fit. Your height would play a role in determining what to go for. Tall and muscular guys would get a lot more out of their jeans if the legs are wider. For shorter guys, that would just emphasize your wideness. So, stick to slimmer cuts

Exercises that You Can Do to Get Perkier Butts

We have looked at the best jeans for men with no butt and the focus was on the ideal type of jeans fitting for the major body types. But according to my research, the solution is not limited to your favorite jeans store. There are exercises that you can do to perk things up.

Now if the idea of a butt workout makes you feel some kind of way, think of it as exercises for your glutes. The benefits are numerous as you will soon come to find out. The best part is that you can do it from the comfort of your home.

1. The Squats

This is the most common exercise routine to help you get your glutes in shape. More than giving your butt a good lift, squats help you work out some of the key muscles that are responsible for good posture. There are different types of squats. Include them in your regular workout routine for maximum impact.

2. Deadlifts

This workout routine targets all parts of your body including your glutes. There are different variations of deadlifts. Look for one that works for you. However, if you would rather stick with the basic deadlift, ensure that you squeeze your glutes as you lift. You get more out of the routine that way.

3. Lunges

Lunges are very easy to do. You can do then while walking, while climbing the stairs and you can do them whenever. If you feel that the routine is too easy for you, hold some weights in your hand while you lunge to create some resistance.

While we are still on the subject of best jeans for men with no butt, you should check out these cool biker jeans. They are affordable and come in different shapes and sizes. And the best part is that they make any butt look great.

 

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